Quote Central...ONLINE
As you may or may not know, the Quote Central programs (soon available to download) contain many quotes from many people. Now, we've made an online version of the program. (Please go to ViperZX's site for the ancient 'Porter Quotes'.)
Recent Quotes
"What's funny? Get out of the room. NO, I will not help people who think life is a ball of fun. IT AIN'T!!" - Law

"We have to accept homosexual ESKIMOES into Australia." - Rendell

"I had a beer of alcohol." - Watkins

"WHY ARE YOU IN VISUAL BASIC?" - Goyk
Other Quotes / Classics
"Don't kanive!" - Laurich

"If you want to be smart, then you can get out. In fact, GET OUT." - Drummond

"The other day, the canteen lady, made her lunch. It was a nice lunch. Some salad, and things. Then, we she turned her back, some STARVING WRETCH.. STOLE IT!!!! Now, I don't know about any MALNUTRITION PROBLEMS at this school, but if it happens again, the police will be called!!" - Mr. Fraser

"DON'T lean on the walls!" - Miss Issa

"CAN'T SEE THE BOARD? GET A TELESCOPE." - Porter


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